| Thursday, June 18th, 2009 |
| 6:25 pm |
Gwen S
I have totally convinced my coworkers that Gwen Steffani is the reason for the lock down at the Mandarin.... I RULE! |
| Monday, April 27th, 2009 |
| 12:06 pm |
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| Friday, April 24th, 2009 |
| 3:09 pm |
eye charts and FISH
so Robert is out getting LAZERS done to his eyes as a good coworker - I am putting up eye charts and carrots in his area..... I'm going to Eamonn's tonight.... |
| Tuesday, April 21st, 2009 |
| 6:50 pm |
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| Monday, April 20th, 2009 |
| 5:25 pm |
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| 4:56 pm |
read a book hippies.....
Dave D: I'm going to hell Sam: I'll probably see you there ;-) Dave D: nope Dave D: I was in Starbucks Dave D: I asked the guys working there if they knew what today was Sam: it's 420 baby Dave D: they were LIKE YEAH 420!!! Sam: lol Dave D: I was like HI FIVE Dave D: as the guy was hi fiving me I was like "HAPPY BIRTHDAY ADOLPH HITLER!!" Sam: lol Sam: yeah, hellbound Dave D: you have never seen such a double take Dave D: I'll bet you have never gotten a black guy to hi five you for hitler Sam: lol lol Sam: no, I have not Dave D: I'm going to a kosher deli next - I need to make sure the hell bus has my seat reserved Sam: lol Sam: you might get your ass kicked kosher-style Dave D: not before some dope celebrates national hippes don't read shit day Sam: lol |
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| 11:37 am |
do bunny ears make for probable cause?
Saturday night ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) lori_dc and I went to Fairfax to see a friend - on the way we stopped by 7-11 I noticed in the easter over stock they had a set of bunny ears - so I bought them because for some odd reason my coworkers are afraid of bunnies...... something about the bunnyman - I'm not sure - I'm just exploiting it..... anyway - as we pulled up to wait for our friend we noticed several Fairfax County Police cars... I put on the bunny ears in preparation of seeing our friend - of course - the police started staring at me - I looked back and realized they were mentally drawing straws on who was going to "check up" on me I yell over "bunny ears are not probable cause for a sobriety check!!" the officers smile and one walks over and asks me nicely if I had been drinking - I tell him no - he eyes the bunny ears and asks if I'm sure - I tell him I do not drink - he smiles and walks back to his fellow officers |
| Wednesday, April 15th, 2009 |
| 1:47 pm |
HAHA!!!
Lorrie: don't blog this conversation SEE - I DID IT ANYWAY WHAT NOW!!!! |
| Tuesday, April 14th, 2009 |
| 3:59 pm |
how well???
Dave: think about it Dave: all of us Dave: making out Dave: then Dave: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twQlpFrm5iMDave: comes on Dave: HOOHAAAHOOAA!!!! Lorrie: i don't even have to click on it Lorrie: i know what it is SO - without clicking on it - do YOU know what it is?? |
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| Monday, April 13th, 2009 |
| 9:53 pm |
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| 4:29 pm |
so true....
Lorrie: no wonder people question how i put up with you. |
| Friday, April 10th, 2009 |
| 1:23 pm |
wat?
Dave: my trombone is AWFULLY heavy Tom: what kind of weird statement is that? |
| Wednesday, April 8th, 2009 |
| 1:58 pm |
raw!
See, see the awful sky Marvel at its big purple depths. Tell me, Dan do you Wonder why the snookie ignores you? Why its foobly stare makes you feel tired. I can tell you, it is Worried by your manbearpig facial growth That looks like A cardboard. What's more, it knows Your weasels potting shed Smells of slug. Everything under the big awful sky Asks why, why do you even bother? You only charm cabbages. |
| Monday, March 30th, 2009 |
| 3:56 pm |
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| 2:49 pm |
Writer's Block: How Soon Is Now?
what I want most is limb transplant what I will get is people using this to transplant what they have always wanted - a larger penis.... |
| Monday, February 23rd, 2009 |
| 12:12 pm |
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| Friday, February 20th, 2009 |
| 10:35 am |
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